I interrupt my viewing of Rookie Blue's eleventh episode to present you the newest vigilant superhero in Canadian Cop City: The Guardian! If you're wondering how he could break into the cop car - he didn't, the rookie cops left the keys in their car when they answered a house call. Worst.cops.ever. Every week the show tells me they're the best of ( Read more... )

I interrupt my viewing of Rookie Blue's tenth episode to present you the worst possible time to open your backseat door and check on the prisoner you're responsible for: When he's lying on the backseat with his feet pointing towards the door. Chances are, he knocks you down and ESCAPES.


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I interrupt my viewing of Rookie Blue's ninth episode to present you an imaginative new way of letting your protagonist find out that his girlfriend is cheating on him with a co-worker: Let him find a glass containing the co-worker's name on a piece of paper in the girlfriend's way too empty freezer. You see, she put it there after the cheating to ( Read more... )

I interrupt my viewing of Rookie Blue's eighth episode to present you the least subtle way to end your scene dealing with corruption in the force:


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I interrupt my viewing of Rookie Blue's seventh episode to present you the cleanest birth in TV history:


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I interrupt my viewing of Rookie Blue's fifth episode to present you the most unrealistic bedroom in TV history:


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